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  • then Transformers director Michael Bay announced that, in his upcoming reboot of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles franchise, the shell-shocked antropomorphic heroes would trace their origins back to another planet. Fans were livid.
  • now After months of anger, several social media…
Is this true? I mean, it is Alan the Chemist, so I should probably feel ridiculous for even questioning the accuracy of the statement. That being said, can anybody confirm, or am I going to have to watch Pulp Fiction again tonight?

Is this true? I mean, it is Alan the Chemist, so I should probably feel ridiculous for even questioning the accuracy of the statement. That being said, can anybody confirm, or am I going to have to watch Pulp Fiction again tonight?

(Source: twitter.com)

If you’re still confused by the anger that so many feel towards The Help, and its White Savior imagery, then check out this panel from Melissa Harris-Perry’s eponymous show on MSNBC.

"Would he be playing me, or is he playing Mark Wahlberg?"

Reese Witherspoon’s response to being told Justin Bieber wants to remake Fear.

Well played, Miss Witherspoon. Well played indeed.

+3 Respect

(via spytap)

"He may have just approached our inner child with fond memories of Ghostbusters and said, ‘Show me where the bullies are.’"

— Gamma Squad’s Robopanda, in response to reports that Bill Murray shredded and returned the proposed script of Ghostbusters 3 along with a note that read, “No one wants to pay money to see fat, old men chasing ghosts!”

Day. Made.

Day. Made.

(Source: twitter.com)

Netflix Scraps Qwikster Plan, Sees Immediate Rise in Stock Value
Well that didn’t take long. Did anybody actually think the Netflix/Qwikster spin-off would accomplish anything other than irritating a significant portion of their customer base?
(image from a Netflix email to all customers)

Netflix Scraps Qwikster Plan, Sees Immediate Rise in Stock Value

Well that didn’t take long. Did anybody actually think the Netflix/Qwikster spin-off would accomplish anything other than irritating a significant portion of their customer base?

(image from a Netflix email to all customers)

"You know what capitalism is? Getting fucked!"

— Tony Montana (Scarface, 1983)

(Source: fencorrea, via killuminati06)

kohenari:

Jeffrey Tambor, while out promoting a movie, once again confirms that the “Arrested Development” movie is going forward:

“No,” he added, “it’s all going straight [with the Arrested Development movie], everyone’s on board, I know they’re writing,” says Tambor, who played the show’s patriarchal figure, George Bluth.

The best comment award, in Tim Carmody’s G+ stream where I first saw this story, goes to Jeffrey Windsor:

I’m pretty sure it’s a bad idea to trust George Bluth about future business plans. But I do hear that there’s money in the banana stand.

kohenari:

Jeffrey Tambor, while out promoting a movie, once again confirms that the “Arrested Development” movie is going forward:

“No,” he added, “it’s all going straight [with the Arrested Development movie], everyone’s on board, I know they’re writing,” says Tambor, who played the show’s patriarchal figure, George Bluth.

The best comment award, in Tim Carmody’s G+ stream where I first saw this story, goes to Jeffrey Windsor:

I’m pretty sure it’s a bad idea to trust George Bluth about future business plans. But I do hear that there’s money in the banana stand.

"The irony of religion is that because of its power to divert man to destructive courses, the world could actually come to an end. The plain fact is, religion must die for mankind to live. The hour is getting very late to be able to indulge in having in key decisions made by religious people. By irrationalists, by those who would steer the ship of state not by a compass, but by the equivalent of reading the entrails of a chicken. George Bush prayed a lot about Iraq, but he didn’t learn a lot about it. Faith means making a virtue out of not thinking. It’s nothing to brag about. And those who preach faith, and enable and elevate it are intellectual slaveholders, keeping mankind in a bondage to fantasy and nonsense that has spawned and justified so much lunacy and destruction. Religion is dangerous because it allows human beings who don’t have all the answers to think that they do. Most people would think it’s wonderful when someone says, “I’m willing, Lord! I’ll do whatever you want me to do!” Except that since there are no gods actually talking to us, that void is filled in by people with their own corruptions and limitations and agendas. And anyone who tells you they know, they just know what happens when you die, I promise you, you don’t. How can I be so sure? Because I don’t know, and you do not possess mental powers that I do not. The only appropriate attitude for man to have about the big questions is not the arrogant certitude that is the hallmark of religion, but doubt. Doubt is humble, and that’s what man needs to be, considering that human history is just a litany of getting shit dead wrong. This is why rational people, anti-religionists, must end their timidity and come out of the closet and assert themselves. And those who consider themselves only moderately religious really need to look in the mirror and realize that the solace and comfort that religion brings you actually comes at a terrible price. If you belonged to a political party or a social club that was tied to as much bigotry, misogyny, homophobia, violence, and sheer ignorance as religion is, you’d resign in protest. To do otherwise is to be an enabler, a mafia wife, for the true devils of extremism that draw their legitimacy from the billions of their fellow travelers. If the world does come to an end here, or wherever, or if it limps into the future, decimated by the effects of religion-inspired nuclear terrorism, let’s remember what the real problem was that we learned how to precipitate mass death before we got past the neurological disorder of wishing for it. That’s it. Grow up or die."

— Bill Maher’s monologe in Religulous (via ih8religion)

(Source: faqueers, via technipol)

I couldn’t agree more Doug.

I couldn’t agree more Doug.